I’d rather have a bed in Caoxian than ten Suites in Shanghai

Rather sleep in a bed in Caoxian instead of buying a suite in Shanghai, a popular buzzword in the Internet. 宁要曹县一张床,不要上海十套房


Every time the blogger shouted wheat, he would howl: Caoxian County, Heze, Shandong, 666, my baby! The strong devil accent of Cao county makes this sentence known to more people together with Cao county.

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Recently, Caoxian County in Heze has rapidly changed from an unknown small county to a complete fire all over the network. For a time, China’s first tier cities “Cao County in Beijing, Shanghai and Guangzhou”, “prefer a bed in Cao county to a suite in Shanghai”, “I often feel inferior because I’m not from Cao county”, “one day, I’ll take my girlfriend to Cao county to see” and so on.

The center of the universe, Beishang guangcao.

No, no, it should be “Cao Bei Shang Guang”.

Now, Cao county has officially replaced Tieling

as a famous international metropolis.

You don’t know how serious the epidemic is in India,

You don’t know how much cattle money Israel fought,

You don’t know how many extramarital affairs Bill Gates had,

You don’t know how miserable Ma Yun’s lakeside University died,

However, we have to know

that there is a big Cao County in Heze, Shandong Province.

Why fire in Caoxian County, Heze?

Why does Cao county crowd out Shenzhen

to become a super first tier city?

Why “prefer a bed in Cao county to a suite in Shanghai”?

Why does Shandong’s mother-in-law

only recognize Cao county’s son-in-law?

Why do you feel inferior because you are not from Caoxian?

Why did Cao county wake up with a smile in the middle of the night?

Some time ago, an anchor named Dashuo shouted in Heze Dialect:

“Cao County, Heze, Shandong, cowhide, 666! My baby ~”

The pride of the earth

and the loud and loud slogans quickly became popular.

It’s too brainwashing to forget.

For a time, everyone began to play with the stem of “Cao county”.

Shandong cannot lose Cao County, just as the West cannot lose Jerusalem.

A friend said that the per capita income of Cao county was 3000, which I thought was average. Later, people told me it was bitcoin.

My first volunteer is Caoxian University and my second volunteer is Tsinghua University.

A small county in Heze, Shandong Province, has become the center of the universe and the source of happiness.

Once in a while, Cao county has become a metropolis that overlooks the world, eclipsing both Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen.

Cao county’s registered permanent residence has appreciated rapidly. A child in Beijing asked his soul. His family is a Beijing registered permanent residence. When he wants to study in Cao County, he doesn’t know whether the admission requirements of the college entrance examination are high or not?

It is said that Beijing has set up an office in Cao County on the East Third Ring Road of Cao County, where you can taste Beijing roast duck, a local specialty of Beijing flavor.

Someone walked around Cao county all day and didn’t find the subway entrance.

It’s OK to play with the stem, but Cao county is only an ordinary county after all. The gap should be seen clearly and the evaluation should be objective. New York still can’t catch up with Cao County in recent years.

The real Cao county is not ordinary. It is located at the intersection of Shandong, Jiangsu, Henan and Anhui provinces. It is the largest county in Shandong. It is the largest Hanfu production base in China, accounting for one-third of the Hanfu market share in China.

Coffins produced in Cao county monopolize 90% of Japan’s market. It is no exaggeration to say that once Cao county is lost, the Japanese will die restlessly.

If you want to eat beef soft packaging, find Wang Guang in Cao County, Shandong Province.

As early as 30 years ago, Cao county was a big county for raising cattle. The beef was very fragrant and the Niu coin was very hot.

Today’s exchange rate: 1 Cao county niucoin = 666 bitcoin.

Have network consciousness, entertainment attitude and humorous spirit.

In just 10 years, from a poor county to a rich county with an annual output value of 50 billion, Cao county can rise to become a net red, which is inseparable from the local Internet thinking.

Pancake roll, scallion, excavator, coat brother, ramen brother, Cao County, Shandong people’s Internet thinking, it’s needless to say, they have a good temperament.

Temperament + strength can make Cao county out of the circle than Bayuquan.

2021 China’s top 100 county network purchasing power list has it, the national top 100 county network retail sales list has it, and Cao county ranks second in the country on the list of top 100 counties in Taobao village.

In the past, I always felt that Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen were boundless. When I came to Caoxian County, I suddenly realized that the future world has been realized in the 22nd century in Dora’s dream.

Human beings cannot live without Cao County, just as the earth cannot live without the sun.

Cao county is very good. There is no absurdity in the rumor.

If you go there to live for a period of time, you will find that there is less pressure to go back to Shanghai


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